Slow down, grab the wall, wiggle like you trynna make yo ass fall off
i don’t ONLY care about myself. i care about like 5 other people. and animals.
you are not fat
you have fat
you also have fingernails
you are not fingernail
580,000 people are unaware that the word fat is an adjective and fingernail isn’t
god bless tumblr
Charging the cat
The eyes are green. It’s charged. Please unplug your cat.