ohitsjustkim:

fairgroundsoldier:

01012012:

friendly reminder that after each passing day you are closer to finding your soulmate

and your grave

and eating your next pizza

(via tismillie)

soselfimportant:

4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy

(via laughingnancy)

the-fandoms-are-cool:

darrynek:

hey kid wanna see a magic trick *reaches behind your ear* ready? *rips your ear off* where’d it go

I’m so mad you didn’t say “where’d it van gogh?”

(via sanlya)

harryflack:

remember when esteban was calling the dead but got put on hold

(via fabulousunicorns)

nintendofunclub:

c0caino:

Take your age and add 5 to it. That is your age in 5 years.

(via lolsomeone-actually)

thernardier:

“you wanna see my breasts” i say seductively to my boyfriend. i unbutton my shirt to reveal two large, succulent cuts of meat. i am a chicken. why do i have a boyfriend. why am i wearing clothes

(Source: kawhoru, via bewbin)

insert-awesome-title-here:

jensensparkles:

adrimnzr:

ruffalowildwings:

lilcalcifer:

we found love in a mildly disappointing place

now you’re just somebody that i know by first name

tonight, we are average age

i walk this fairly populated road

carry on my adequately well-adjusted son

(Source: inkse, via mew-squared)

averypottersenioryear:

if drake and josh has taught me one thing, it’s that orange rhymes with doorhinge

(Source: twistedthemusical, via breadfishing)