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Why the ads?

getthisoff:

GARLIC BREAD

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(Source: 2000yr, via laughbitches)

fappuclno:

Slow down, grab the wall, wiggle like you trynna make yo ass fall off

fappuclno:

Slow down, grab the wall, wiggle like you trynna make yo ass fall off

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via laughbitches)

chickensandwich:

i don’t ONLY care about myself. i care about like 5 other people. and animals.

(via landbeforeswag)

(Source: ethiopienne, via laughbitches)

toocooltobehipster:

nakedly:

you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

580,000 people are unaware that the word fat is an adjective and fingernail isn’t

god bless tumblr

(via laughbitches)

vampirestump:

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     all text posts in october must be
              formatted like this

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(via certifiedboob)

ladydarkwolf:

bunnyfood:

Charging the cat

The eyes are green. It’s charged. Please unplug your cat.

ladydarkwolf:

bunnyfood:

Charging the cat

The eyes are green. It’s charged. Please unplug your cat.

(via i-suck-dick)

precumming:

when you go to pet a dog and it growls at you

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(via fuckyeahloldemort)

koolaidicecubes:

FREE THEM

koolaidicecubes:

FREE THEM

(Source: screenshotsofdespair, via ksh1zzle)

Bill Nye is having NONE of your shit lady.

(Source: mediaite.com, via tocryornottocry)