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Why the ads?

gaimez:

One time this girl really hated me and wanted to ruin my reputation or something so one day i was talking to a boy and she came up and really obnoxiously said “you know she has a crush on you right?” and he was like “man i hope so or else this is gonna get really awkward”

She fuckin told my boyfriend that i liked him

(via wetmyplants)

postllimit:

why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”

(Source: postllimit, via misterdoctorprofessornick)

amywinehouseofficial:

"ew why would u swallow"

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(Source: chodeboy, via shouldnt)

gameofchrons:

friend: “i can only bring one friend. wanna go?” 

me:

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(Source: hanukkahlewinsky, via peanutb00ty)

trust:

taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 3 hours? in 9 years?? no one can be sure

(Source: trust, via chicken-fingers)

lilrnama:

and they say romance is dead

lilrnama:

and they say romance is dead

(Source: greenlighthemmo, via officialwhitegirls)

iamthewhitegirl:

why do some people say aunt and other people say aunt

(via chicken-fingers)

yung-medusa:

valentine’s day

        lentine’s day

                ntine’s day

                        e’s day

                                 ay

                                    ayyyy

                                           ayyyyy vodka

(via dulect)

(via chicken-fingers)

  Anonymous: How did you lose you virginity?

rickymartinofficial:

i had sex