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Why the ads?

just wanted to say thank u to all the people that have been keeping their word to use them and help fund this app
we’ve made 20 bucks already and hopefully will go up from there over the next few months so thank you!!


Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

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ok but before u unfollow me we gotta do a duet of ‘gotta go my own way’ sorry i dont make the rules 

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going to underline something in pen and accidentally crossing it out


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My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,
      I am afraid

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god mom check my FAQ

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i put the ass in casserole

why would you put your ass in the casserole

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zeus took fuck, marry, kill way too seriously

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