ixnay-on-the-oddk:

lunatrip:

lunatrip:

sicam:

sicam:

what do you call a woman with an opinion

wrong

What do you call a guy that makes sexist jokes

Single

(via rosiedoll)

excalilbur:

when the person you like talks to you first

(via destinysabortion)

comemorninglighte:

sunsetmugging:

captainodair:

whats the html code for a social life

 <go> </outside>

404 error

(via michaxl)

h0odrich:

It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and realize it was the last one so you could truly appreciate it for what it was worth

(via ilovetolaughlol)

peregr1ne:

my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him

(via gotrnilk)

laugh-addict:

Everyone’s slow dancing like

But then there’s me, and I don’t have anyone to dance with, so I’m like

(Source: funniestpostz, via ilovetolaughlol)

brvdleysoileau:

how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl

(via gotrnilk)

*hides good snacks from family members*

(Source: foodchewer, via crrocs)